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  2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse....
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
  Horn broken, watch for finger. Honk If You Haven't Slept With Bill Clinton....
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• People Who Kill People Give Guns A Bad Name!
• Anyone who can't cope with math is not fully huma
• Things to think about.... -Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  -It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins....
• A father who is very much concerned about his son's bad grades in math decides to register him at a catholic school.
  After his first term there, the son brings home his report card...