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• One Liners 1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse....
• Give Me a Cookie!
• Lord give me patience......But Hurry!
• My mother made me a whore. (to which someone else added) If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• Dear Satan, Give me Drugs - William Benne
• Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
• Lord, give me patience... and I need it NOW!