Related:

• Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
• Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
  Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....
• Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny and will screw you next.
  What is the difference between Bike and a women?...
• Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  * When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• 12-Jun-79 DON bad day [From a lazy day at Xerox] You know it's going to be a bad day when .
  . . . . . your twin sister forgets your birthday....
• Spoken in a granny voice) "Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.