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• Eat the young!
• A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home.
• How many animals can you find in a pair of pantyhose?
  10 little piggies, 1 ass, 2 calves, 1 pussy, 1000 hares, maybe some crabs, and one dead fish nobody can find ....
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• One day while the circus was in town, a lion escaped from its cage.
  He went downtown into a local bar, and said to the bartender, "You see that young girl at the end of the bar?...
• I fart to make you smell better." What do you call a blond with a dollar on top of her head?
  All You Can Eat for under a buck! How many Male Chauvanist Pigs does it take to change a light bulb?...
• Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's? A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
  Q: Why didn't Jesus get into MIT? A: Because he got nailed on his boards....