The Sausage Principle:
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
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1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN
Clenliness is next to impossible.
2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it... - Bacon and Sausage
A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of bacon in a large fryng
pan.
The man left the room, and the bacon stood up and said... - A piece of bacon and a sausage are in a frying pan being cooked.
The sausage says ``It's hot in here, isn't it!'',... - Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny
and will screw you next.
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Rebel Without a Sausage... - Murphy's Military Laws
1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3... - Jeffrey's favorite recipes:
Screamin' SAMMY Sausage... - Food! Glorious food!
Hot Sausage with mustard.... - Letters to God from children"
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane ...
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- Katz's Law:
Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities... - Merkin's Maxim:
When in doubt,
predict that the present trend will continue... - Maier's Law:
If the facts do not conform to the theory,
they must be disposed of... - Shirley's Law:
Most people deserve each other... - Law of Research:
Enough research will tend to support your theory...
