The Sausage Principle: People Who Love Sausage And Respect The Law Should Never Watch Either One Being Made.
The Sausage Principle:
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
18 UNNATURAL LAWS 1. O'REILLY'S LAW OF THE KITCHEN Clenliness is next to impossible.
2. LIEBERMAN'S LAW Everybody lies; but it doesn' matter, since nobody listens....
Bacon and Sausage A man was frying a piece of sausage and a piece of bacon in a large fryng pan.
The man left the room, and the bacon stood up and said, to no one in particular, "Man, it's hot in here!...
A piece of bacon and a sausage are in a frying pan being cooked.
The sausage says ``It's hot in here, isn't it!'', and the bacon replies ``Wow!...
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are horny and will screw you next.
What is the difference between Bike and a women?...
Jimmy Dean --- Rebel Without a Sausage.
Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Screamin' SAMMY Sausage.
Food! Glorious food! Hot Sausage with mustard..
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....