Related:

• Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
• Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
• The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
• If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone.
• Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid....
• Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Yer motherboard wears combat reboo