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• Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
• Serviceman's Rulebook 1. You are not a superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it's not stupid....
• Murphy's laws of combat operations... ** Friendly fire - isn't.
  ** Recoilless rifles - aren't. ** If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid....
• The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
• If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU.
• Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
  Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants....
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.