Military Laws:1. Never Share A Foxhole With Anyone Braver Than You Are.

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Military Laws:1.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Murphy's Military Laws:2.
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

Murphy's Military Laws:3.
Friendly fire ain't.

Murphy's Military Laws:4.
The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with
a map.

Murphy's Military Laws:5.
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has
already mined it.

Murphy's Military Laws:6.
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the
enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Murphy's Military Laws:7.
The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more
likely your artillery will shoot short.

Murphy's Military Laws:8.
Incoming fire has the right of way.

Murphy's Military Laws:9.
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Murphy's Military Laws:10.
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Murphy's Military Laws:11.
If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Murphy's Miltary Laws:12.
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on
abandoned positions.

Murphy's Military Laws:13.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is
incoming friendly fire.

Murphy's Military Laws:14.
There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a
shot at you, and miss.

Murphy's Military Laws:15.
Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out
of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

Murphy's Military Laws:16.
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.