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  Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants....
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• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
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  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
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• Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE!
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