Administrative note: Bush's oil company laded quote is from a paper called the "People's Weekly World" A burglar had been casing a particular house for some time.

Administrative note:

Bush's oil company laded quote is from a paper called the
"People's Weekly World"
A burglar had been casing a particular house for some time. Finally, he
saw the owners leave for what appeared to be an extended camping trip.
That night he broke in through a basement window and was trying to find
his way in the dark when he heard what seemed to him to be the voice of
a very old woman saying "Shame on you! I see you, and Jesus sees you!"
Startled, the burglar snarls back "Shut up, Grandma, or you're gonna
get hurt!" He shines his flashlight all around, but no Grandma.
Again the voice: "Shame on you! I see you, and Jesus sees you!"
Finally, the beam of the flashlight finds a large cage and in it
a pretty upset parrot. Relieved, the burglar turns back around and
starts toward the stairs, only to spot an enormous slavering doberman
waiting at the top. Just then the parrot screams, "Sic'em, Jesus!"

Date: 24 May 88 20:12:07 GMT