On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know
one of his contestants. The man told Groucho that he had 10 children.
"Why so many children?" Groucho asked. "Well, I love my wife", the man
answered. Groucho paused but a second, then said "I love my cigar but
I take it out of my mouth once in a while!"
one of his contestants. The man told Groucho that he had 10 children.
"Why so many children?" Groucho asked. "Well, I love my wife", the man
answered. Groucho paused but a second, then said "I love my cigar but
I take it out of my mouth once in a while!"
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