1. Each player will furnish is own equipment for play, normally one club
and two balls.
2. The course to be played must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For the most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check the stiffness of the shaft
before play begins.
5. Course owners have the right to restrict the length of the club in
order to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
the owner is satisfied. Failure to do so may result in being denied
permission to play the course again.
7. It is normally considered bad form to begin playing the hole
immediately upon arriving at the course. The experienced player will
usually admire the entire course, with special attention to the well
8. Players are cautioned not to mention any other courses they have
played. Upset owners have been know to damage players' equipment for
9. Players should assure themselves that the match has been properly
scheduled - especially on a course being played for the first time.
Previous players have been known to get irate if they find someone
else playing what they considered their own private course.
10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape for play at
all times. Some owners may be embarrassed if their course is
temporarily under repair. The player is advised to use tact in
this determination. More advanced players will find alternate
means of play when this is the case.
11. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
the same hole several times in one match.
12. Course owners shall be the judge as to who is the best player. It
is considered bad form for a player to reveal his score, or even
that he even played the course, to other players. Players who have
contracted for exclusive rights to play a private course are
cautioned that information reaching the owner that the player
has played some other course, may result in the contract being
canceled and a suit for damages instituted.
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