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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• I feel before the joke I should mention a few things.
  First, I am a Christian. Second, I feel that It is wrong to ridicule Christ as a Christian....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for a million dollars?
  SHE: "Well, I guess so" HE: "Would you go to bed with someone for two dollars?...
• They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
  It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET" Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?...
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....