Q: What Do You Call Ethiopians With Big Feet? A: Golf Clubs.
Q: What do you call Ethiopians with big feet?
A: Golf clubs.
How can you tell if an Ethiopian woman is pregnant?
Hold her up to the light. What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?...
Q: What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common? A: They both live off dead beetles.
Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a 20 ft.
garden hose? A: "Darling", "Sweetheart", "Precious", whatever it takes....
What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? A: "Darling.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit in a VW? A: All of them.
Three Essentials of Middle Age: When I turned 50, I discovered three essential facts of middle age
periodontia, bifocals, and golf. GOLF? DID SHE SAY GOLF?...
Unknown A visiting dignitary from Saudi Arabia had a bad headache.
Upon being examined by the doctor, it was discovered he had a brain tumor....
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: A little fucker about three feet high....
Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.