How Can You Tell If An Ethiopian Woman Is Pregnant?

How Can You Tell If An Ethiopian Woman Is Pregnant?

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How can you tell if an Ethiopian woman is pregnant?
Hold her up to the light.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
Rake.

[Take a comb and hold it upside-down] What's this?
A hundred Ethiopians carrying a canoe.

How many Ethiopians can you put in a shower?
I don't know they keep falling down the drain.

How many Ethiopians can you put in a Volkswagen?
All of 'em!

How do Ethiopians camouflage themselves?
They stand sideways.

What's the world's fastest animal?
-The Ethiopian Chicken.

What's the world's second fastest animal?
-The Ethiopian running after it.

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