A polack's house was furiously burning down, surrounded by fire trucks and
helpless firemen, and all the polack could do is stand around and laugh, and
laugh. So, his neighbor came over and said, "Jerzy, your house is being
burned down to the foundations and you're Laughing?" "Why not?" said Jerzy
with a chuckle, "I got enough wood in the attic to build another one."
helpless firemen, and all the polack could do is stand around and laugh, and
laugh. So, his neighbor came over and said, "Jerzy, your house is being
burned down to the foundations and you're Laughing?" "Why not?" said Jerzy
with a chuckle, "I got enough wood in the attic to build another one."
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