The doctor told his patient "I have bad news and worse news for you, what do
you want to hear first?" The patient replied, "What's the bad news?" The
doctor said, "Your tests have come back and we've determined that you only
have two days to live." The man exclaimed, "Oh my God! What could be worse
news than that?" The doctor replied, "We've been looking for you for the
last forty-eight hours ...
you want to hear first?" The patient replied, "What's the bad news?" The
doctor said, "Your tests have come back and we've determined that you only
have two days to live." The man exclaimed, "Oh my God! What could be worse
news than that?" The doctor replied, "We've been looking for you for the
last forty-eight hours ...
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