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  Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first....
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  "Well," said the doctor, "I have good news and bad news for you....
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  The patient replied, "What's the bad news?" The doctor said, "Your tests have come back and we've determined that you only have two days to live....
• Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
  Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the left leg had to be amputated....
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  Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Docto...
• The doctor comes in with the results of the mans checkup and says, I've got good news and bad news.
  The man says, give me the bad news first. The doctor says, the bad news is you have AIDS....
• Doctor to patient in hospital: "Mr Jones, I have some good news, and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
  "Do begin with the bad news, please." "Allright....
• DOCTOR: I've got some bad news and I've got some really bad news.
  PATIENT: Give me the bad news first. DOCTOR: Well, you have about twenty-four hours to live I'm afraid....