I have a drinking problem: 2 hands and only one mouth ...
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- SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO DRUNK:
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling... - All this beer and only one
mouth... - Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down.
No prob... - This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence,
which was "Let's make love." The parrot said it all... - Have you heard the three biggest lies?
1. I'll respect you in the morning.
2. The cheque is in the mail. 3. I will not come... - I have no mouth,
and I must burp... - Resourcefulness is a virtue...
the only one I have... - I only wish my mouth had a
BACKSPACE key... - From dwv@ihuxz.UUCP Tue Jan 24 05:30:04 1989
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