From dwv@ihuxz.UUCP Tue Jan 24 05:30:04 1989
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From: dwv@ihuxz.UUCP
Subject: A priest and his parrot
Keywords: sexual, heard it, smirk
Date: 24 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT
This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence,
which was "Let's make love." The parrot said it all the time,
embarassing the owner to no end.
Finally, He went to his parish preist and told him of his parrot
problem. The priest repleid, "I have a parrot who also only knows
one sentence. He always says, 'Let up pray.' Bring your parrot over
Sunday after mass, and I'm sure your parrot will be praying by the
end of the day."
So, as directed, The owner brought the parrot over to the rectory
after mass. The parrot, spying the priests parrot, opened his mouth
and blurted out "Let's make Love."
The priest's parrot closed his eyes, looked up at heaven and said,
"my prayers have been answered."
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From: dwv@ihuxz.UUCP
Subject: A priest and his parrot
Keywords: sexual, heard it, smirk
Date: 24 Jan 89 11:30:04 GMT
This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence,
which was "Let's make love." The parrot said it all the time,
embarassing the owner to no end.
Finally, He went to his parish preist and told him of his parrot
problem. The priest repleid, "I have a parrot who also only knows
one sentence. He always says, 'Let up pray.' Bring your parrot over
Sunday after mass, and I'm sure your parrot will be praying by the
end of the day."
So, as directed, The owner brought the parrot over to the rectory
after mass. The parrot, spying the priests parrot, opened his mouth
and blurted out "Let's make Love."
The priest's parrot closed his eyes, looked up at heaven and said,
"my prayers have been answered."
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