A pilot and a blind guy went up in an airplane. Unfortunately, the pilot
had a heart attack and died. The blind guy radioed, "Mayday, Mayday!" to
the tower. "We have a dead pilot, I'm blind, and we're flying upside down!"
"How do you know you're upside down if you're blind?" the tower asked.
"Because the shit's running down my collar!"
had a heart attack and died. The blind guy radioed, "Mayday, Mayday!" to
the tower. "We have a dead pilot, I'm blind, and we're flying upside down!"
"How do you know you're upside down if you're blind?" the tower asked.
"Because the shit's running down my collar!"
Related:
- Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a
commercial airliner are seated,
waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can... - A small, 14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Allentown.
It's totally fogged in, zero visibility, and suddenly... - The tower was having some difficulty working a student pilot in the pattern
and it finally came down to this;
TOWER - 95 Delta, do you read the tower? 95D -... - Pilot coming in with his buddy who had never flown before:
Pilot: This is 1234 Delta five miles north for landing... - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints? The controller... - Here's another one from the wacky minds of our Military controllers at Namao.
A bit of Background is in order: CFB Edmonton (Namao)... - Actually, I prefer the IBM version of this joke...
A small,
14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Atlanta...
