Harry Went To A Doctor To Have His Knees Examined.

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Harry went to a doctor to have his knees examined. "What are you doing
that's making your knees so raw?" asked the doctor. "Well ... I like to
do it doggie style, doc, and ... well ... I just can't get enough," answered
Harry. Concerned, the doctor advised Harry to "Take it a little easier."
Two weeks later, Harry went back for a follow-up exam; his knees were even
worse - dripping puss and blood. Aghast, the doctor had a hard time con-
trolling his temper. "What the hell are you doing?" said the doctor. "I told
you doc," Harry meekly replied, "I love to do it doggie style." The doctor,
his anger spent, said, "Damn, son, can't you turn her over?" Surprised,
Harry replied, "Hell no doc, have you ever smelled a dog's breath?"

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