A LADY GETS INTO A CAB IN N.Y.C. STARK
NAKED AND ASKS THE CABBY TO TAKE HER TO
46TH & 8TH AV. HE SAYS,"LADY HOW ARE YOU
GOING TO PAY FOR THIS?" SHE SAYS,"WITH
THIS!" & POINTS TO HER PUSSY. HE SAYS
"DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING SMALLER?"
THE POLICE STATION WAS ROBBED LAST NIGHT.
ALL THE TOILET SEATS WERE STOLEN AND THE
COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON.
A BLIND MAN IS WALKING AROUND A DEPARTMENT
STORE WITH HIS GUIDE DOG. SUDDENLY HE
PICKS UP THE DOG AND WHIRLS HIM AROUND BY
HIS TAIL. A HORRIFIED SALES CLERK RUNS
OVER. "CAN I HELP YOU SIR" SHE ASKS. "NO
I'M JUST LOOKING AROUND."
