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  He came across a tall tree, and decided that if he climbs it he will be able to see more of the land and maybe have a better chance at finding his donkey....
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  The bartender set the drink down and, to his sur- prise, a little man just over a foot tall climbed out from under the custo- mer's jacket and onto the bar....
• Somewhere in the middle of Spain, a Lada is driving along and meets a donkey.
  The donkey, never having seen a lada before, ask...
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
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• A happy villager riding his donkey and singing happily his country rural part of culture songs to reach his happy warm home in hurry to squeeze his rural, will be happy to re-multiply again wife.
  But Jeeze. what is it a huge Bear blocking his and his donkey's path, no doubt he is demanding something....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
  The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....
• quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
  " "I can't believe that," Charlie said....