One night, Luke Duke picked up Daisy at the bar.

One night, Luke Duke picked up Daisy at the bar. They were on their
way to the local lover's lane when a traffic light changed from green to
red. Luke gunned the engine and sped through the red light. Curious, Daisy
asked, "Why did you do that?" Luke just said, "Don't worry, my brother does
it all the time." At the next intersection, the light changed again. Again
they sped through it. Daisy, starting to reconsider the wisdom of being in
the same vehicle as Luke, asked, "Why do you keep doing that?" "Don't
worry," replied Luke, "my brother drives like this." At the next inter-
section, the last one in the town with a light, the light turned green.
As all the other pick-up trucks started moving, Luke screeched to a rubber
burning halt. Daisy, by now in a panic, screamed, "What are you doing?!"
Replied Luke, "I have to be careful; my bother might be coming the other
way ..."