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• Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 % of her intelligence? A: A widow.
• Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it's to far to walk.
• Q: Why do computers like humans? A: Because a human turns them on.
• Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.
• Q: Why do Jews have such big noses? A: Air is free.
• There has been a lot of publicity recently regarding Johnny Carson's joke contrasting parrots and Nevada women.
  In further- ance of my aim to provide complete (and unbiased) reports, I have learned that many other states were the butts of Johnny's jokes....
• Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service?
• Government expands to absorb revenue and then some
• Q: Why do computers manage to do things so quickly?
  Anonymous Secretary: They don't have to answer the phone....