Once upon a time, a tomb was found in Egypt. First a team of British arche-
ologists went in; they came out after a week and announced, "This tomb is
over 3000 years old. It is the tomb of a pharoh, but we do not know which
one." Next an American team went in for two weeks and they reported much
the same; they too could not determine which pharoh it was. Finally a
Soviet team went in. After 20 minutes they came out and announced, "This
is the tomb of Ramses XXI!" The others were astonished and asked the
Soviets, "How could you tell which pharoh it was?" The Soviets answered,
"That was easy, he confessed."
ologists went in; they came out after a week and announced, "This tomb is
over 3000 years old. It is the tomb of a pharoh, but we do not know which
one." Next an American team went in for two weeks and they reported much
the same; they too could not determine which pharoh it was. Finally a
Soviet team went in. After 20 minutes they came out and announced, "This
is the tomb of Ramses XXI!" The others were astonished and asked the
Soviets, "How could you tell which pharoh it was?" The Soviets answered,
"That was easy, he confessed."
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