"Doc," said the cannibal to the witch doctor, "I have terrible heartburn."
"What have you been eating?" said the witch doctor. "Alot of missionaries
with hooded robes and bald heads," said the cannibal. "How do you cook
them?" inquired the witch doctor. "I boil them in a big iron pot," said
the head hunter. "You idiot!" screamed the witch doctor. "Those aren't
boilers - they're friars!"
"What have you been eating?" said the witch doctor. "Alot of missionaries
with hooded robes and bald heads," said the cannibal. "How do you cook
them?" inquired the witch doctor. "I boil them in a big iron pot," said
the head hunter. "You idiot!" screamed the witch doctor. "Those aren't
boilers - they're friars!"
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