Business was bad, and the clothing store owner was out on the street trying
to drum up business. "You sir," he said to a prosperous looking man, "Surely
you could use a new suit." "Don't be silly," the man replied, "I have thirty-
two suits at home." "In that case," said the store owner, "bring them in and
I'll make you my partner."
to drum up business. "You sir," he said to a prosperous looking man, "Surely
you could use a new suit." "Don't be silly," the man replied, "I have thirty-
two suits at home." "In that case," said the store owner, "bring them in and
I'll make you my partner."
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