A man had to take a psychological test for a job he was applying for. The
psychologist drew a circle and asked, "What does this remind you of?" The
man thought for a moment and replied, "Sex." The psychologist drew a tri-
angle and asked the same question. Again the applicant answered, "Sex."
"And what about this?" asked the psychologist, drawing a square. "Sex," was
the man's answer. "Well," the psychologist said to him, "you certainly seem
to be obsessed with sex." "What do you mean I'M obsessed with sex?" the man
exclaimed, "You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
psychologist drew a circle and asked, "What does this remind you of?" The
man thought for a moment and replied, "Sex." The psychologist drew a tri-
angle and asked the same question. Again the applicant answered, "Sex."
"And what about this?" asked the psychologist, drawing a square. "Sex," was
the man's answer. "Well," the psychologist said to him, "you certainly seem
to be obsessed with sex." "What do you mean I'M obsessed with sex?" the man
exclaimed, "You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
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