The circus leader was upset at the thought that his human cannonball act
would have to be scrapped. It seems the aging performer was losing his nerve
in the act. He went to the boss and quavered, "I don't think I am up to being
shot out of a cannon twice a day any more." "But you can't leave me," his
boss replied, "Where will I find another man of your caliber?"
would have to be scrapped. It seems the aging performer was losing his nerve
in the act. He went to the boss and quavered, "I don't think I am up to being
shot out of a cannon twice a day any more." "But you can't leave me," his
boss replied, "Where will I find another man of your caliber?"
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Circus Lingo from Big Top Productions (c)1995
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