An old man went into a bar in Wyoming. After having a few drinks he started
staring at a heavyset, long-haired, bearded biker. After a few minutes the
biker got pissed off, went over to the old man, and asked him why he kept
staring at him. The old man replied, "I just finished doing twenty-five
years in prison for screwing a buffalo. I just thought you might be my son."
staring at a heavyset, long-haired, bearded biker. After a few minutes the
biker got pissed off, went over to the old man, and asked him why he kept
staring at him. The old man replied, "I just finished doing twenty-five
years in prison for screwing a buffalo. I just thought you might be my son."
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