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• How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck If your e-mail address ends in ".
  over.yonder.com" If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page" If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson" If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone....
• Q: What's more dangerous than a pit bull with AIDS? A: The guy who gave it to him.
• Here's a bumper sticker I saw: Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning.
  Sometimes I let her sleep....
• Bumper sticker seen: Necrophilia LIVES!
• Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people....
• BUMPER STICKER (Seen on a truck in Southern Alberta
  ) (where cattle ranching is Big Business) ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³ And the Angel spake unto the shepherd...
• BUMPER STICKER: Saddam Hussein -- NUKE THE PUKE!!