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• REDNECK ETIQUETTE - Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
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  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
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• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN Daddy (if unknown, attach list of three suspects)
  __________ Mama:__________ Neck shade: Light red( ) Medium red( ) Dark red( ) Number of teeth exposed in a full gri...
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
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• Martha Stewart for Rednecks" PERSONAL HYGIENE: 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
  2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days....