This Farm Couple Were Rocking Away On The Porch One Night After Chores And The Farmer Reached Over To His Wife And Grabbed Her By The Breast.

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This farm couple were rocking away on the porch one night after chores and
the farmer reached over to his wife and grabbed her by the breast. He
said, "You know if these would give milk most of the year, we could get
rid of the cows."
Little while later he grabbed her by the crouch and said, "If this would
lay eggs most of the year, we could get rid of the chickens."
They kept rocking away and a little later his wife grabbed him by the
crouch and said, "You know, if this thing could get stiff once in awhile
we could get rid of your brother."

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