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• Mind Teazer The Questions 1. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it.
  What is it? 2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts....
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  What is it? 2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts....
• STUPID LAWS - CANADA: - Pauline M. Marshall offers a couple from her home town in Fort Qu'Appelle Saskatchewan (Canada).
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
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  The following are excerpts from a Toronto insurance company's records of drivers' descriptions of their experience...
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• NEWS BULLETIN!!! Today, in a tragic accident at the Exxon corporate headquarte
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