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• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• Two lawyers are walking down the street and they see a beautiful woman walking towards them.
  The first lawyer says, "See that woman, boy would I love to screw her....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• 3 Wishes An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch
  reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
  He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
• A man became suspicious of his wife. He was convinced that she was having an affair with another man although she consistantly denied it.
  One day he decided to leave work early to try to "catch her in the act"....
• A Few For The Pun Lovers... *** The Service *** Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
  The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep....
• Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
  7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...