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  he other is loud, obnoxious and a general jerk to everyone he encounters....
• Q: what does a man with a ten-inch dick have for breakfast?
  A: well, this morning i had bacon, eggs, juice......
• genie Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
  He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• A Little Planning Goes a Long Way Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
  He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
• Despite acts of great herosim, three British soldiers returned from the Falk- land Islands without being decorated.
  Their captain called them into his office to explain....
• THE LAST WISH Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker.
  The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants....
• Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
• One day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
  "I am the pharmacist," she informed him. "Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave....