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  Everything was OK until a huge giant settled in their land....
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  The Trids were happy, peaceful, folks, who lived in a village at the base of a mountain....
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  o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
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  We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
• Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish calendar.
  As the day draws to a close, in some small synagogue, the rabbi is praying fervently....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....