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• An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit.
  Instead of the desired "I Saw the Pope" in Spanish, the shirts proclaimed "I Saw the Potato....
• I saw this on a T shirt.... A chicken and an egg are laying (lying?
  ) in bed smoking a cigaret. They obviously just got done having sex....
• Yesterday I looked out my backyard into my neighbor's backyard and I saw a penguin walking around the yard.
  So, I called my neighbor and said, "Do you know that you have a penguin in your back yard?...
• Coming home early from work yesterday, I saw a neighbor jogging, nude, down the street.
  I said -- "How long have been doing this nude jogging" He said -- "Since you came home from work early....
• The night of Hugo, just when the eye of the storm was coming upon us, the water was so high outside it started coming in the windows.
  When the eye hit, I waded outside and, for safety, the neighbor's son and I ended up on the top of thier house....
• The following was told at dinner yesterday. I have no idea of the origin.
  Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people...
• I saw it on the radio.
• Q: What comes out of an erect penis? A: Wrinkles!
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....