As I heard it ( to the tune of the song )
By the shade of the old apple tree,
That's where she first showed it to me.
It was hairy and black,
And she called it her crack,
But it looked like a manhole to me.......
By the shade of the old apple tree,
That's where she first showed it to me.
It was hairy and black,
And she called it her crack,
But it looked like a manhole to me.......
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