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• In the shade of the old apple tree I got all that was coming to me.
  In the soft dewy grass I had a fine piece of ass From a maiden that was fine to see....
• 111 In the shade of the old apple tree Where between her fat legs I could see A little brown spot With the hair in a knot, And it certainly looked good to me.
• As I heard it ( to the tune of the song ) By the shade of the old apple tree, That's where she first showed it to me.
  It was hairy and black, And she called it her crack, But it looked like a manhole to me....
• In the land of Iraq, Umar lost his donkey. He went all around the land searching for his donkey and could not find it.
  He came across a tall tree, and decided that if he climbs it he will be able to see more of the land and maybe have a better chance at finding his donkey....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• I asked as I tickled her tit If she thought that my big thing would fit.
  She said it would do So we had a good screw In the shade of the old apple tree....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....