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• Athiests have no one to talk to at orgasm.
• Bless me father for I have SIMMed.
• They have all sorts of new services these days. Now they have a dial a prayer for Athiests!
  You call a number - and nobody answers....
• THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
  ..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....
• Then there was the woman who bought herself a Lamborghini, and though she wasn't particularly religious, she had worked hard for the car and wanted it blessed.
  She asked the rabbi next door to bless it for her, but he said, "A sports car is really a bit out of my domain....
• WEBSTER'S CLINTONESE - TO - ENGLISH DICTIONARY (FIRST EDITION) CLINTONESE ENGLISH __________ _______ "My fellow citizens" "Suckers" "I didn't inhale" "I think you're all idiots" "goals" "lies" "broad-based contributions" "taxes" "investing in our infrastructure" "pork-barrel spending" "spending cuts" "decimating the military" "jobs program" "military base lay-offs" "Vietnam" "where?
• Bless you, and the horse you rode in on.
• What this ticket is all about is not what America can do for women but what women can do for America," says Gerry Ferraro.
  That really sounds quite Kennedyesque--Jackie....
• God bless the child who's got his own....