So this Oriental guy goes to the eye-doctor for an examination.
The doctor takes a look and says "You have cataracts, don't you?"
The guy replies, "No, a Rinken Continental!"
The doctor takes a look and says "You have cataracts, don't you?"
The guy replies, "No, a Rinken Continental!"
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