Said the FBI agent to the bank teller after the bank was
robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice
anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."
robbed for the third time by the same bandit, "Did you notice
anything special about the man?"
"Yes, he seemed better dressed each time."
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