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• How does an Aggie tie his shoe? (put left foot on chair, tie right shoe)
• Jeff says at a party, "Sorry...I guess I really put your foot in my mouth that time!
  One of Jeff's surviving neighbors just flew in from Milwaukee....
• A new bride, being very pure and innocent was quite nervous about her honeymoon night.
  That evening they were staying upstairs from her mother and wwhen bed time came and her husband took off his shirt the nervous newlywedd ran down to her mother screaming, "Mother, Mother his chest is all hairy"....
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....
• Dig a very large hole and layer the bottom with about a foot of ash.
  Then put a line of peas around the top of the hole....
• This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
  The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp....
• With one foot in his mouth he stated, Hmmmm, emmmm woooo hhhhcccchh.
• The foreman at the sawmill wasn't eager to hire the blind man because of the obvious risks involved, but the guy begged for a chance.
  You'll see," he said. "Just put me downstream of the saw and and I'll smell the type and length of the lumber and stack it accordingly....