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• The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?
  The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours....
• A lady stuck her head in the door of a barbershop and asked, "Bob Peters here?
  . The barber answered, "No lady, just shaves and haircuts"....
• a young man who was prematurely bald went to a barber for a trim.
  during the course of the short haircut the young man asked if there was a dependable hair restorer....
• A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
• There was a barber who noticed that the same man came every day to the barber's shop and asked "How many are waiting?
  Then he left. The barber was curious and asked his pupil to follow the man the following day....
• Seems there was one Hulda and one Heinrich Ulrich and they were very close.
  They were both homebodies. One day Heinrich didn't come home for dinner and that was very unlike him....
• a man goes to a barber and starts lamenting about his receding hairline.
  the barber, being an understanding man, says, 'you know, when you're bald in the front, that's a sure sign that you're a thinker....
• A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a twinkie, and anxiously awaiting her first hair cut.
  When her turn comes, she brings her twinkie with her to the chair, and the barber covers her....
• A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
  He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope....