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• Unicorns aren't mythical -- virgins are!
• The East London Directory of Virgi
• Virgins 'R' Us...closed due to personnel shortage.
• Q: What do balloons and virgins have in common? A: One prick and its gone.
• Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
  Who gets it? The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures....
• There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit out of luck.
  Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck....
• Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
  Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'....
• Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
  Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'....
• Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
  Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'....