profound implications to all of science."

Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those

mythical `foundations'. Just give us serviceable mathematics."

Computer Scientist:

"Who cares? Everything in this Universe seems to be finite

anyway. Besides, I'm too busy debugging my Pascal programs."

Mathematician:

"Forget all that! Just make your formulae as aesthetically

pleasing as possible!"

Definition:

Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.

- Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have
profound implications to all of science.

Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'.... - Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have
profound implications to all of science.

Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical `foundations'.... - Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.
- Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion. Ilan Vardi, Stanford
- The responses below mention the following works (a few added)

A Random Walk in Science - R.L. Weber and E. Mendoza More Random Walks In Science - R.... - Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit
Basic, Fortran, Cobol

These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry.... - Several students were asked the following problem:
Prove that all odd integers are prime.

Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student.... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.

Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.

A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....