Philosopher: "Resolution Of The Continuum Hypothesis Will Have Profound Implications To All Of Science.

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Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have
profound implications to all of science."

Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those
mythical `foundations'. Just give us serviceable mathematics."

Computer Scientist:
"Who cares? Everything in this Universe seems to be finite
anyway. Besides, I'm too busy debugging my Pascal programs."

"Forget all that! Just make your formulae as aesthetically
pleasing as possible!"

Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.